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<title>Bride of Public Access (video)</title>
<itunes:subtitle>In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen gigabytes.</itunes:subtitle>

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<description>Each show worse than the last.</description>

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<copyright>The Schuyler Brothers</copyright>
<itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>

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<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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    <itunes:name>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:name>
    <itunes:email>cast@causalloop.com</itunes:email>
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<itunes:summary>Each show worse than the last.</itunes:summary>

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    <title>Black Coffee</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>It Haz a Tempo</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>0:56</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>Some trees, a distant saxophone, some chirping critters and a couple dozen Marines.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>trees, saxophone, marines, rhythm</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Finger Puppets</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Fuzzy Little Bastards</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>2:01</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>Stewart learns a valuable lesson about finger puppets in Las Vegas karaoke bars.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>stewart, finger, puppets, karaoke</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Blink</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>McLuhan meets Tesla</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Sat, 2 Jun 2007 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>2:00</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>McLuhan said we're hard-wired, since the prehistoric campfire. I wonder if he ever met Tesla.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>blinky, mcluhan, tesla, melancholy</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>CPE 1704 TKS</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Put X in the center square!</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 07:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>1:38</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good...</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>blinky, joshua, geek pr0n, pimp my rack</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Oceancast</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Swish, swish, swish.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>0:43</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

	<!-- What to show for (i) -->
	<itunes:summary>Some stuff from the pacific coast.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>oceans, pacific pr0n, not blue juice, not point break, keanu</itunes:keywords>
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<!-- Apocalypse Now RE-Re-Redux -->
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    <title>Apocalypse Now RE-Re-Redux</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Almighty, this is PBR Streetgang, over.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>0:53</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>What do you call it when the assassins send an assassin to assassinate the assassinator sender? (Or his pumpkin.) </itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>halloween, pumpkin, punkin pr0n, not francis ford coppola, squash</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Walk-></title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Are you ready, boots?</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
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	<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>0:34</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>Things that move e.g. rolling stones that gather no moss ... unless they are turtles.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>walking, boots, swimming, bug pr0n</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Jelly in Repose</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>The Aquarium becomes art, or dies trying.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>4:06</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>This is what happens when you put all sorts of footage from the Monterey Bay Aquarium to music.  Otters are cute; hooray for otters.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>jelly pr0n, fishies, anemonies, sea flowers, otter</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Four Twenty</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Uh wow like totally, dude</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
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	<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>1:47</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>At 4:20 pm on April (4) Twentieth (:20), the students of UC Santa Cruz meet on the Porter Meadow to celebrate something.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>marijuana pr0n, herbert, 420</itunes:keywords>
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<!-- Ode to Hannibal Chew -->
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    <title>Lunch Time</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>No thanks, just a salad for me...</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>0:47</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>The little dessert [sic] tortoise Hannibal steps out for a quick bite.  Can I please see the wine list?</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>vegetarian pr0n, naked turtle</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Sex and Violence</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>This uniform makes me feel like a big, brute man!</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
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	<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>2:07</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>I can't wait until shore leave, Mister Hat! See what happens each year at Ano Nuevo State Park when the elephant seals behave like big, brute men.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>elephant seal pr0n, pinniped fight club</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>An Evil Petting Zoo?</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Pleased to meet you!</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
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	<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>0:52</itunes:duration>
	
	<!-- No, fuck you. -->
	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

	<!-- What to show for (i) -->
	<itunes:summary>Don't drink the water. The star of this episode is the amazing array of wildlife you can find in a drop of seawater. Pleased to meet you!</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>not pr0n but plankton in seawater</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Apocalypse Now Re-Redux</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Our recreation thereof.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
	<!-- When and for how long -->
	<pubDate>Sat, 3 Dec 2005 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>0:09</itunes:duration>
	
	<!-- No, fuck you. -->
	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>We recreate the opening nine seconds of apocalypse now using only our voices, a french cafe, one very small dog and a stick of bubblegum.</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>not pr0n or francis ford coppola</itunes:keywords>
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    <title>Dogs &amp; Cats</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>Things that make you sneeze.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>The Schuyler Brothers</itunes:author>
    
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	<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>1:31</itunes:duration>
	
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	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

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	<itunes:summary>It came from otter space!</itunes:summary>

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    <itunes:keywords>not pr0n</itunes:keywords>
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